The new and easiest get rich quick scheme sweeping the country? Go sue someone!
Why bother having to get up early in the morning, sit in endless traffic jams to get to the office and then work your ass off for 8 hours when you can sue someone?
Even the kids are getting into this new craze. I heard on the radio this morning that each year £2 million is spent on children who sued after being injured in school! Imagine how many books or computers that would buy?
One child was given almost £13k for injuring herself in a hockey game, another £3.5k for falling in her PE changing room, another £9k for hurting herself whilst doing a cartwheel but by far the most frustrating was a child who was given £5,700 after he hurt himself whilst breaking into the school!
By my reckoning I am due about £200k to compensate me for all of the bumps and scrapes and mental anguish I suffered at school, any lawyers out there want to battle my case for me?
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